Digital Growth: Geometric in quantity, arithmetic in quality.

The Western Way: Elected oligarchs usually realise how little it takes to tranquillize the rest of us.

Whatever works . . . : What's so wrong after all with wallowing in nostalgia while being swallowed by time?!

New Scenarios: When we're extinct (with a little luck) evolution will take another course, perhaps pausing at the horse . . . or the duck.

Sedimentation: In the end we tend to befriend those who've settled at our level.

La tentation de la facilité: The greatest hindrance to human flourishing.

One Digital Consequence: Quality mongerers, a smug minority when masses mattered not, are cowered and lost now that masses matter most.

Faux Pas: Never force polite company into thought.

Our Progress: From subjects of the Almighty's wrath, to objects subject to the forces of nature.

Fantasy Island: The coast was inhabited by dogs and sharks, no ships dared approach: they could hear the barks.

Horticulture: You can't transplant wisdom: just grow it at home (on your own).

Curriculum: Forget the constant conquering, pillaging and converting . . . The only human history worthy of being taught is that of thought.

Identities: We are what we want.

Roots: Rights inherited or granted are rights poorly planted.

Added Commandment: Thou shalt not disabuse thy neighbour (or his wife).

2003 Baghdad Blues: As yet another power bullies its way into Mesopotamia, one begins to resent the time spent reconfirming the lack of mystery in history.

Self-Consciousness: Wondering whether or not to opt for thought while jumping for joy.

The Inevitable and the Improbable: Worry not of the rot that is your body's lot . . . Marvel instead at your LUCK that your mother and father opted to copulate on that special date!

Home Remedy 2: Dreams are cured by doing something else.

Past Images: Someday, long after you're gone, some stranger's existence will pause an instant, as they gaze into a picture of your face.

Catastrophes: Maybe we should start considering man-made disasters natural?

Opportunity Costs: Too many on-shore discussions keep too many from proceeding along the pier alone.

Killing Fields: For some reason our Dionysian brutality appalls us less than the Apollonian variety.

Phases: A mid-life crisis is a dry-run for the late-life one.

Priorities: At one time she was mesmerized by the skies. Now she only has time for the eyes of her offspring.

Ruts: So many regrets relate less to having said 'yes!', than to not having said 'basta!' sooner.

Warning Label: 'Life is hazardous to your health. Don't start: Say No.'

Broadband: Do communication revolutions produce diminutions of misunderstanding?

Pet Dogs: Wolves we've moulded to embody what we most look for in each other.

Life Projects: She had a philosophical bent before becoming inclined to swelling mankind.

Inner Realism: Taking time to react to the fact of the slime, and other natural properties, of my liver.

Basic Political Economy: Newly satisfied consumers rarely care whether their rulers are ruthless.

Walden: Restauration, copulation and vacation: best-selling palliatives for (quiet) desperation.

Aggression: Save your hardest blows for those who'd awaken the violence and hatred that lie dormant in us all.

Drinks: Love is life's wine, not its water.

Immortality: If we were ever to live forever we'd still be addicted to pleasure and esteem (i.e., dopamine).

Outlook: Prospects are particularly poor: too many are too sure about too much.

Potential: What gap is wider than that between what we are and what we could be? What resentment is deeper than that reserved for those who expose it for all to see?

'One upon a time ... ' That fabulous perennial narcotic.

Natural Perspectives: Funny how tsunamis don't distinguish between the organic and the inorganic.

Spoilsport: Who would have the gall to question the meaning of it all in a hall filled with mothers at play with their children?

Nightly News: Tuned into the new, counted blessings, rated the latest attempts at making history, then, duly informed, brushed his teeth and went to his pillows . . . one day older.

Objectives: Maybe we should return to striving for happiness in the hereafter?

Maturation: One begins to understand when undeluded (that's why the young are excluded).

Antonyms: The opposite of both hopeful and hopeless is hopefree.

Midstream: Many draw the benefits but hardly any the conclusions of modern science.

Socio-Political Breakdown: The fissures appear when the law-abiding begin to feel foolish.

Peace and Love: What we all deeply long for is to our credit, our tragedy is our strategy.

Room-Mates: The longer one lives with one's convictions the harder it gets to evict them.

Humans: No animal is more intelligent and none more stupid.

Herds: If you've never felt your self melt into a crowd, you've never allowed part of you out.

Philosophy Exam Question: When are words of wisdom most valuable? When they are: a) Quoted? b) Paraphrased? c) Plagiarized? d) Re-Created? e) Original? f) None of the above?

Geography: All men are islands, but we like to huddle so closely we mostly feel continental.

Different Perspectives: From the point of view of the Spanish flu the Great War was no more than a prelude.

Proposal for Yardstick: 'Greedspeed': How fast we move from having enough to needing more.

Cutting Edges: The only remedy to contemporary frenzy that lasts is the past.

Comparative Biology: Other (more fortunate) life forms can't formulate the questions, this one can't formulate the answers.

Basic Political Economy (2): Who says, does and gets what.

The Self: An illusion generally worth fighting for.

Monotheisms: The genesis of much comfort and hell here on Earth.

Discussion: Some waste too much time trying to persuade the unpersuadable of the obvious.

Sentimental Performance: Tears flowed when the audience was exposed to the possibility of unprescribed and unrewarded kindness and decency.

The Hard Part: Disbelieving is a picnic compared to weaving disbelief into being.

Meteoritic Impacts: Lunatics must envy the moon for having gotten away from us.

Surroundings: Reality seems so real that it takes a major leap of imagination to realize how unreal it really is.

One-on-One: Having explained almost every natural disaster, we're left alone to master the last.

Milestones: Think of all the ages you've been that once seemed so old.

The Barbarian: Comforted by evolutionary explanations for his conduct, he is nonetheless distressed by the fact that acts with no apparent biological cause attract so much applause.

Principles of Philanthropy: It's easier to shame the acquisitive into sharing than into forswearing their greed.

Reforms: We owe many a marginal improvement to extremists who revolted for radical ones.

Disarmament Proposal: Beat all swords into pillows (and check for stones).

Desire: Nature's antidote to boredom.

Neo-Blasphemers: Secular sect who prod God without believing in him.

Paradox: Given how little of life we recall, it's a wonder we care for it at all.

Birthday: Having circled the sun seventy times, he grabbed his gun: he'd seen and been enough.

That Whore: Reason!: The most odious human beliefs and behaviours known are also escorted by a logic of their own.

Let-Downs: Revolutionary leaders and their followers are doomed to mutual disappointment.

Fence-sitting: The agnostic gives equal weight to the wildly improbable and the all-but-certain.

To Stage Parents: Average offspring are no misfortune: mediocrity is itself no mean accomplishment.

People: Only the secure seem cured of the need to smother others.

Chain of Being: One big difference between a fungus and us (apparently) is that we have a name for it.

Challenge: Seek to understand what one can, and stand up to what one can't.

Economic Tigers: Late modernizing nations seem to be spared the despair (and brilliance) of tormented selves.

Diogenes and co.: We ostracize the wise as 'cynics' for mixing insight with irony.

Cooption: The best answer to the unanswerable is to inhabit the question.

Heterodoxies: Alexander's greatness lay not in his conquests or being a god, but in his request for an audience with Diogenes the dog.

Social Animals: Hermits, though alone, are prone to take comfort in knowing they're not the only ones.

Lovers: In a mesh of flesh and fluids, they took time off from the troughs of their separate selves.

Old Juggler: Less and less able to keep life's knives in the air: time to retire.

Modernization: Having little trouble adapting to change, having lots adapting to none.

Necessary Neologism: Not significant nor insignificant, we're simply asignificant: matter that doesn't matter.

Locations: All living are somewhere or other, all deceased are nowhere.

New Western Orthodoxy: 'I believe none of these dumb explanations . . . But there must be SOME explanation.'

Distractions We Live By: It all boils down to one question: 'What's your poison?'

Artists All: No exercise of creative imagination is more popular and widespread than falling in love.

Pursuit of Happiness: A favoured distraction.

At the End of the Day: Battle-fields are replete with the melancholies of both defeat and victory.

Literati: The second-rate who venerate the first-rate and deflate the rest of us.

Trappings: Take any distant ancestor, strip him, shave his head: there you are!

Political Philosophy Exam Question: Who is worse off: He who has no use for his freedom, or he, unfree, who'd have many a use for his?

Wrongs: What's irksome about injustice in society is how it diverts us from the cosmic variety.

Ecce Homo: A bipedal mammal characterised by its remarkable intelligence and the trouble it has in using it.

Mourning: She's dead: poor me.

Preventive Intervention: Fearing seeing something she didn't have or couldn't be, she unplugged her TV.

Just wondering . . . : Has yesterday's pregnancy (my wife's) met the criteria for a panacea (my life's)?

Correction: In the land of the blind the one-eyed are drowned, not crowned.

Canine Companions: Some find having hounds around less of a grind than human kind.

Pulverization: Every single thing ends -- consoling the sad, saddening the glad.

Posterity: The main problem is that we live on in the memory of mere mortals.

Life Planning: As hoped, I actually did something once. Now I hope remembering meets my needs as hope goes to seed.

Sour Grapes: The loser had the temerity to tell the victor that even posterity's days were numbered.

Leveling: Given our lot, we all merit compassion whether suffering or not.

Muse: The poet felt obliged, after his last affair, to put pen to paper and say something about her hair.

Home Remedy 1: Unpleasant thoughts are cured by thinking about something else.

Gases: Nothing is more volatile than the consciousness of our conscious self-deception.

Fugitives: Our lives (and their meaning) escape us.

Directions: The modern is a cul-de-sac: one can only get out by going back.

Aphasia: Some truths strike one dumb: no way (nor desire) to tell anyone . . .

Reactions: Superior wealth sparks envy, superiority itself resentment.

Seneca et al. versus Buddha et al.: Why do we have to dig so deep for words of wisdom and infinitely deeper for those who live by them?

Time of Your Life: . . . now, then, now, then, now, then, YOU!, now, then, now, then, now, then, you (NOT!), now, then, now, then, now, then . . .

Consolation: Sighing for what we'll miss once our dying is done: discoveries, inventions, gadgets, titles and trends, voyages to the sun . . . Sighing, but smiling: man's future wonders we cannot know, but the future nature of the wonder of man we surely can.

Ponzi Scheme Clients: Guilty victims.

Tragic, depressing, wonderful, wretched, absurd, divine, a bitch, a beach . . . : Fortunately words always fall short of an accurate description of our condition.

Patria o Muerte!: National liberators are better at liberating countries than people.

Shames: Our biological needs and drives deprive us of our pretty picture of ourselves.

Killers: Only disease has destroyed more of us than metaphor and euphemism.

Living Logic: Not unborn, not defunct, ergo sum.

Funerals: Offering condolences is always easier when under amnesia (about one's own lot).

Civil-War Veterans: I killed ALL his relatives: he'd murdered two of mine . . . Now I'm told he's growing old and dying of the same disease as me.

Counter-Inquisition: The Special Court of Eminent Scientists voted to behead the noted theologian, who had declared he found E=mc2 'somewhat unsound'.

What's New?: Novelty is rarely compatible with a good memory.

Projections: If only not having lived well was as terrifying as dying.

Post-Prime Paths: Some stay young, though aged and greyed . . . Others just succumb and become ruins.

Interests: Somehow we favour free elections and markets when they favour us.

Recipe: Tolerance's main ingredient is expedience.

Arithmetic: Lonely plus lonely equals coupled.

Outsiders: Keep clear of those who keep company with nothingness. They won't fuss: they too are bent on avoiding us.

Eden: He a man, she a woman, otherwise they had little in common.

Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder: Surely social security should also cover the vacuum left by the death of our enemies?

'It's just the way it is': Have more profound words ever been uttered around a fresh grave?

Gonad Management Challenge: Males are eternal addicts and younger females (ephemeral) sources of sexual narcotics.

Human Life: An electro-chemical conspiracy of hope.

On the road: By moving, one ensures that one's current abode isn't one's last.

Theisms: No other belief bothers believers more than non-belief.

Genocides: In a crunch, it's clearly a cinch to hate and destroy others, particularly if they claim superiority (and we suspect it).

Protective Carapaces: How quickly we reach the age when changing ourselves is not too hard but too late.

Philosophizing: The Two Camps: One, the few who wonder why so few do, and, two, the many who wonder why ANY do.

Doubts: Seculars tend to suspend disbelief for births and burials.

Civilization: The product of the unproductive use of a society's surplus (however extracted).

Erogenous Zones: Is being devoid of them better than having them avoided?

Distinctions: Knowledge is mostly a matter of discovery and dismembering, wisdom of recovery and remembering.

Milk and Honey: Apparently, prosperity merely turns most poor into former poor.

Modern Art: A Short History: From irreverence to irrelevance.

Insomnia: He never lost sleep over his ultimate lot, but lost lots over his neighbour's new yacht.

Dissonances: We love animals with human traits and inpute animal traits to humans we hate.

Commercial Break: Having dredged in vain for my REAL me, I came across a promising brand . . . So I purchased my true self right off the shelf!

Nostalgia: She missed the blissful days of ignorance, when there was still a chance (though small) of making sense of it all.

Parallels: Somehow, both love and democracy are particularly vulnerable to the contempt of familiarity.

Useful Abuse: Having cursed the sky for its kind of non-sense, and man for his kind, he felt a lot worse, with nothing left to curse.

How to Stop Time: Avoid beginnings.

Vulnerability: No wisdom has the might to withstand the right smiling eyes.

Human Tally: Our greatest biological achievement: to have numbered ninety billion, and counting . . .

Umpapa, umpapa . . . : For better or worse the blessing (or curse) of reflection abandons us as we abandon ourselves to music.

Heroes: Medals were pinned repeatedly on soldiers who had sinned, but been forgiven (given the circumstances), for having (repeatedly) broken a number of the ten commandments.

Just Desserts: Getting what one deserves is unfortunately (and fortunately) a matter of fortune.

Cabal: True friends share one's illusions till the end.

Post-20th Century Challenge: Try to improve the lot of mankind with no utopia in mind.

Changes: With age, we measure pleasure by the absence of pain.

Courage to Know: Somehow no fact, subatomic or cosmic, geo- or biologic, has quite the impact of the chrono- and necrologic.

The Objective: Blend large measures of pleasure and lucidity in life.

Development: Going from wanting what we need to needing what we want.

Perspectives: The wise seem beside rather than above it all.

Apostate: Upon hearing that God had kicked the bucket, he said 'Fuck it!' and embarked on a life of leisure and pleasure.

Bohemians: Those claiming not to conform have no business craving the raves (and custom) of those who do.

Neo-Scolasticism: Maybe it's time to redirect our best minds to theological niceties and give nature a break.

Parsing: Life is said to be sacred, shit holy and wine divine . . . Thank heaven for little adjectives!

Tact: A billionaire should not talk to a hundredaire about the financial misfortunes of a millionaire.

Collective Performance: When claiming credit for ancestors' successes, do likewise for their nastier excesses (even if they're one and the same).

Relief: Let's do all that we love to each other and, for a moment, forget Beckett, the bills and your mother.

Modern History: A Short History: New know-how, old instincts, more or less restrained by liberal ideals.

Conversationalist: One whose passion is to discover with the other.

Beau Monde: One could bear it more if the fortunate laid less claim to merit.

Step Forward: You've made progress when you're no longer distressed by human stu- and cupidity.

'Because it is written': Words that kill.

Vestiges: The thinking of too many atheists is tainted by apostasy.

Species Pride: Humans are at their finest when passionately engaged in the useless.

Those Were the Days!: His lyrics make for less passionate songs, now that the dictator has gone.

Halcyon Days: Most are sustained by memories of times lived under the influence of innocence.

Populisms: Oligarchs ignore the modest needs of democracy's masses at everyone's peril.

Dynamics: The more the past accumulates the sooner it becomes too late to cogitate.

Temperamental Differences: Some care about not being caught unawares, while others don't mind the surprise when they capsize.

Personality: Tell me what truths you keep afar, and I'll tell you who you are.

Responses: Nothing stuns us more than extreme evil (except for extreme good).

What others will say: Too many are confused about whose views they should care about most.

Self Management: To ensure self-image be sure to distort that of others.

Anonymity: Better to add to wisdom than be added to the wise.

Double Destiny: What's worse than no longer being? Why, being a corpse of course.

Nothing to it: Our fatal flaw is the feeling of knowing it all following a minor (or no) mental effort.

Litmus: The best test is wanting to wake (and get) up.

Distribution: The have-nots had better bet on bigger pies than bigger slices.

Spanish Cultural Itinerary: Having rubbernecked before flesh and kings (and other elect) mounted on crosses and horses, the tourists were bussed to the bull ring.

No Ifs, Buts or Whys: Simply put, the stars simply are.

Strivings: At least failure doesn't leave you with an empty feeling.

Bach, Beethoven and Brahms: Given their historical failure in preventing abysmal behaviour, perhaps Beckett and co. should be tried the next go.

Grind: Most of us survive by daily living and daily dying (and daily denying the latter).

Peace of Mind: Better for sure to be sure, right or wrong, than in doubt.

Others' Beliefs: Shouldn't we aspire higher than tolerance? What about indifference?

Nova: He went relatively rapidly from no-one to number one and back.

Cohen Leaves the Table: A privileged lifelong friend who could wait right to to the end, before passing on sensual (but not spiritual) ways out of our impasse,

Bibliophily: Deceased companions are a great antidote to living aliens.

Help Wanted: Any clown can tell up from down. Sadly, there aren't too many clowns around.

Bloody Interruptions: His killer rudely intruded into his philosophical musings on the meaning of life.

Beasts: No cruelty exceeds that endured by beings incapable of it.

Urban Curse: If only we could hear noise without listening to it.

Fachidiot: Billions of neurons discovering mind-boggling truths without wondering.

Elites: Though open to all new comers, the intellectual minority remains the most resented.

Second Principle of Indeterminacy: Life cannot be examined and lived simultaneously.

Observation: How to be lucid and not blue? That, too, is the question.

Six of One . . . : Where holy texts don't ensnare thinking, other cares do.

Precautionary Principle: Many non-believers would just rather not take the Lord's name in vain.

Post-Enlightenment Stress Disorder: The more we know the more we long for the status quo (ante).

The Scientist's Course: From ignorance, to inspiration, to indifference.

Nuances: The pessimist thinks the abyss is half-empty, the optimist insists it's half-full.

Erudites: Info nymphos who derive pride in confirming others' lack of learning.

Manichaeism: Either/or makes it so easy to keep score!

What's the Problem?: What is there to understand in a hydrogen cloud that (eventually) resulted in a being trying to understand?

Recommendation: Lend an ear if you hear of one who changed nothing when informed his end was near.

Traces: When you're down and out, don't worry: read a biography or two . . . it turns out you're just another story.

Augustine, Pascal, Kierkegaard, et al.: One can share their despair but not their flair for celestial fantasy.

Clashing Theisms: There's only one true fairytale you heathen! The one I believe in!

Firmament: How wonderful to gaze at the stars without wondering.

Without Us: The universe would remain problematic even if our condition weren't tragicomic.

Impasse: What do you do when you've seen the light and it's out?

Father and Offspring: Having fought for heaven on earth and failed, he now floundered in his criticism of his son's cynicism.

Pooling: With time, the very old have more in common with each other than with their younger selves.

Rust: Nothing corrodes integrity like deference to power, wealth and celebrity (however gained).

Different Strokes: Being in-style, up-to-date and looking good! Being clothed, informed and looking, just looking...

Update: The bad news is there's never been a God. The other news is that it's not dead.

Quest: Tired of the superficial, he longed for the spiritual and opted for the ritual (and vision) of a somewhat organised religion.

Mediocrity's Logic: No man is perfect, ergo we're all (equally) imperfect.

Capitalism: A most productive and destructive product of acquisitiveness and invention.

Naive Exasperation: You preachers, predators and killers: have you no mirrors?!

Candide's Question: Deep down, don't the affluent wonder whether their worth is all they're worth?

Alternatives: Those who know how to spend time have less of it for money.

Ethics Exam Question: Why is copulating for money more offensive than marrying for it?

'To be, or not to be: that is the question': By what sad (or happy) alchemy does reiteration raise depth to banality?

Fractions: A life well lived is made of day-to-days well lived.

Social-Democratic Challenge: Ride greed's coat-tails without stalling or falling.

After All: Death borne in mind helps our kind in living not dying (though some contend a life well-lived has a gentler end).

The Future: Predictability shrinks the time we have left.

Prescription: Being lucid about our nature and fate won't hurt you; in fact it could be the seedbed for modern virtue.

Tautologies: Taking the Lord's name is always in vain.

Lost Opportunities: Too bad we usually feel too rotten to benefit from our sick-bed's perspective.

Challenges: A missionary's Everest is a missionary of another bent.

Planning: The best time to expire is just this side of the line separating expectation from disillusion.

Democracy: The Origin: Placation of upstarts by the powers that be.

Aphasic Astonishment: Proof that the truth has sunk in.

Warning: Beware of disillusion with your own kind: you may find yourself embracing ancient Greeks or Golden Retrievers.

Small Consolations: Others can't live in line with their beliefs: what a relief!

Metaphysical Worry: That there's something and not nothing is perplexing, but how vexing it is that the something is THIS!

Chimeras: Happy and hopeless.

Expectations: Miserable months are no match for the prospect of joyful days.

Prophet: You must follow and trust me. There's nothing to dread: I myself am being led!

Generation: No single little thing changes things more than an offspring.

Barricades: Few revolutionary idealists have managed to amass a following of full bellies.

Shifts: Remember way back when, when we worshipped the past, then the future, before settling on the present?

History Exam Question: Which period of history was the biggest waste of time? Explain.

What Are We Here For?: The most profound of presumptuous questions (and vice versa).

Asymmetries: Physical delight is no match for decrepitude in driving home the hegemony of our flesh and bones.

Histories: Personal history is also 'one damned thing after another', except that it ends with one damned thing like no other.

Path to Modesty: A good start is to see us as unbelievably smart (and conscious) blue-green algae.

Memories: The past is usually too weak to dethrone our version of it -- but not always.

Loved Ones: And yet, those we beget (more often than not) render our lot worthwhile.

'They treat us like animals!': Words that disgrace both perpetrators and victims.

Instigators: The naive, who believe in the goodness of man, often bring it about.

'Lazy Natives!': Curse those who first forced others to work beyond their desires and needs.

Succession: Generations are nature's way of updating nostalgia.

Moderate's Mission: Try holding back a ransacking pack of white and black with grey.

Commodity Markets: Pork bellies were up today! Surprise! I woke up today, surprised.

Acclaim: Few seem contemptuous of the adulation of those they deem contemptible.

Palaeontology: Homo sapiens sapiens should know enough to know better.

Blessings: Without celebrities we'd ALL be insignificant.

Closing Time: Many a wise old man lives in mortal fear of encountering something overlooked.

Wanderlust: How strange that we dream of strange lands, while strangers there dream of ours.

Look of Innocents: Many of us owe our life's advance to the glances of creatures unaware of our shared fate.

Dance Sociology: Not all have-nots have rhythm, but most haves haven't.

Art-World Dialectics: Burghers invariably blemish the (consenting) bohemians they relish.

Enemies: In time, envy was elbowed aside by pride, as his friend's fame bolstered his own name.

Definitions: Fortune is the opportunity to realize oneself, physically, emotionally and intellectually; happiness is to do so.

Letting Go: A sedated self is key to most glee.

Curiosity: Need to know from whence we came, need to know of what we're made. Need to know how to live (serenely) with the answers.

Knock, knock: It's harder to philosophize with the taxman than with the Grim Reaper at the door.

Lexicographic Tactic: 'Cynicism' had to become pejorative for hope to survive reality.

Debate Proposition: 'An anti-climax beats no climax at all.'

Protective Labels: What would we do without words that neutralize truths that terrorize?

Stellar Conspiracy: Our very own star blinds us to the reality revealed by darkness.

A Different Approach: Perhaps becoming BORED by it all would facilitate the transition to our final state?

Palliative: It got so dark . . . He took pen and paper (tools to understand why), but all he came up with was a list of things to buy.

In Flanders Fields: Soldiers soon learn they share more with their foe than with the folks back home.

Our Course: From remains to being and back.

Opposition: Enemies account for only a fraction of the enmity we endure.

Liberation Aftermath: Ideas that once landed one in jail now fail to elicit any response.

Creative Minds: From dust to us to dust. No matter: both dead and living are bred in the heads of the latter.

Much Better!: At last her life saw some improvement: there was no change but lots of movement.

Foodstuff: Humans were a lot more materialistic (philosophically) when they prayed not to be preyed upon.

Accounting: Letting hope loose has its cost: the time it takes to recover from its loss.

Courses: One man excels to defy death, the other embraces it to defy failure.

Different Tacks: Pet owners purchase their loved ones, while parents produce their own.

Political Variants: Democracy dumbs down, aristocracy dumbs up.

Anti-Socialism: To get anywhere essential, turn your back on the world.

To be avoided: Hitting upon how best to live in your final hours.

Body: The joy of physical being defies description: its attainment implies containment of thought and words.

Balls: Aging sedentarily, he warily felt for unusual bumps on his testicles. Finding none, he zipped up and zapped over to Wimbledon.

Age Management: With time, the struggle consists of bolstering the present with the help of the future (however daunting), against the encroachment of the past (however haunting).

Cognition: Most people say what they think, but few think about what they say.

Tactics: Perhaps the gods would respond more positively if our prayers weren't so obviously self-serving?

Prerequisites: Wisdom calls for proportionally more balls than brains.

Techniques: We cure disappointment by becoming appointed with something else.

Intended and Unintended Uses: One takes his telescope and focuses on the enemy; the other takes his, points it to the sky, and wonders why.

GDP: A TRULY developed country would know it need no longer grow.

Picassos: What more pathetic sight than a painter's genetic legacy warring over his memetic one?

Global Panacea Action Programme: Stimulate other (socially- and environmentally-friendly) sources of status, pleasure and 'immortality'.

Time for More 'Spiritual' Solutions: Busy, drugged, distracted, but unable of late to transcend self, reality or fate.

Motivation: He wrote to understand but published to persuade others he'd understood.

Different Strokes: Some curse the distractions that keep them from living their lives, others can't live without them.

Liberation: Cages can be opened and gates swung wide . . . but most prefer to stay inside.

Bohr and Bombs: While science uncertains our nature, our technology asserts it with a vengeance.

Hasty Judgments: Critics should be told to be patient: this mammal's only 8,000-generations old.

Comforts: The sole reward for peering into the pit is the dignity of not having turned one's back on it.

Civilized Toast: Quiet! Let us all raise a glass to spontaneity, enthusiasm and passion.

Consistency: If a misanthrope has a child, can it be the object of love?

Romantic's Despair: Some are forced and others fight for the right to exercise the oldest profession.

Check-Up: Nothing like a good colonoscope to regain perspective.

Folk Wisdom: Proverbial support that's at hand whatever your plan.

Genealogy: Looking down on her life she sought comfort in her family tree.

Blah, Blah, Blah: How repetitive the sages have been through the ages!

Sports Fan: Whether anything's progressing, regressing or just gressing is all the same, given the prospect of Sunday's game.

Records: Old photos are images of what we've become.

Vandal Taxonomy: Some smash what we've made for its magnificence, some for its mediocrity, and the rest for the joy of destroying.

Chain: And to think that your dad's dad probably worried about the world he'd bequeath his kid's kid!

Taboos: Fortunately, for order and progress, certain fundamental matters only obsess an (un)privileged few.

Basic Needs: Granted, man cannot live by bread alone, but many men can by bread, butter and jam.

Human Condition: The best analgesic to being bare, forked and muddled is to be cuddled.

In the Last Analysis: Living (and dying) in the dark is the worst part of it.

Time- and Tree-Saving Decree Proposal: Henceforth, philosophers may write just one book, completed just before their end and published shortly thereafter.

Lepers: The lucid are rightly ostracised: why risk derailment by the facts from the skies when we're up to our eyes with those of our lives?

Obligations: Heaven is an empty in-basket . . . Hell is as well.

Art History Question: Has art been greater under monarchs, clerics and aristocrats, or merchants, curators and plutocrats?

Generation Gap: The young, twenty meters along the conveyor belt, made fun of those who knelt fifty meters ahead.

Realistic Development Goals: Though we're doomed to be dumb and dead, destitution is not anybody's lot.

Turnarounds: What transition is more abrupt than that between pitying the dying and envying the dead?

Pause: While jostling for immortality, consider the fossil.

All Told: To be conscious is to envy the unconscious.

Aspiration: To find some serenity in the findings of science.